When you quit your job the first thing they usually do is cut off all access to your work communication vessel: your email. Because of that, I didn't get a chance to spam the whole company and send out a goodbye/good luck/miss you forever type email. This way, if you are reading this, you likely actually care about my final words at SP and not just opening the email to complete the "no unread email left behind."
SP new & old,
Gonna keep this short (probably not too sweet) but holy crap you guys are a great bunch of people! I'm truly grateful of the times I had with many of you inside and outside of these walls. While SP taught me an immense amount about sales and the "makin em beg for it" process, most importantly, I learned a ton about myself and working in a familial environment.
In yearbook style fashion:
To Bro's corner: Stay afloat and keep the zingers flying (over Allie's head). DAAAA LIZZZZARD
To the 9 Birds: Fly like the pelicans and drop those beaks hard when you're diving for those fish.
To the new guys: Trust your training managers - they're right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it (Ms. Trunchbull)
To Smilks & Rosalino: Day one crew survivors, stay strong. You guys are two of the best personalities out on this floor.
To Albert Tunis: Read this --> Believe in others
To Gradie: Thanks for being an absolutely incredible manager. You certainly knew when to put me in my place but you also motivated the hell out of me!
To All: Thanks for being the best SPamily one can ask for. I'm so thankful to have worked with all of you...hope to see all your faces again at some point!